In a time when Christmas is now too damn early, there is Thanksgiving!!! I don't celebrate it, I'm not American, but still, devour that turkey, watch the game, and don't get too greedy with the mashed potatoes, they are for everyone, okay?

Happy Tanksgiving, punintended.

P.S., I hired this fucking Minion to stare at you, be good with your family and your friends, and for the love of Chrysler, DON'T BRING YOUR COOL RANCH DORITOS, that is only for Cool Ranch Sunday.

Thank you.

Ardi